Shitty Gift Box - includes: Queen Of Farts - Hot As Shit - Sir Fartalots - Wet Fart

Queen Of Farts- This sauce will make you think you are the Queen of Farts. Cut the cheese and kick it up with this state of the fart hot sauce. A perfect blend of five tropical fruits, all-natural - gentle heat, enjoyable to all.

All Natural, No MSG, No Preservative Ingredients: Papaya, pineapple, banana, passion fruit, white vinegar, curry, Habañero peppers, passion and guava fruit juice, lemon juice, garlic and salt.

From Ohio

Hot As Shit Hot Sauce - "This is, by far, the hottest hot sauce made that still has great taste."
Ingredients: red wine vinegar, molasses, onion, garlic, Jalapeño peppers, oleoresin capsicum extract, cinnamon, clove, Habanero pepper extract, herbs & spices.

Made for Peppers in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Sir Fartalot's Hot Sauce - Label graphic is of a farting knight in shining armor. After turbulent tournaments, Sir Fartalot enjoys a good bowl of beans, spiced up with his famous state of the fart hot sauce.
Sir Fartalot also likes to put it on eggs, cheese, chicken, burgers, hot dogs, BBQ and almost anything else. Now it's your turn, Knight!

No Fat, No Sodium, No Cholesterol, No Carb Ingredients: Jalapeño peppers, red wine vinegar, honey, Hot Red peppers, Gold Tequila, salt, brown sugar..

From Ohio.

Wet Fart XX Hot With Pooh - This great sauce is made with pooh and will give you a run for the bathroom. The sauce whose print ad was banned by Chile Pepper Magazine. Get that warm, mushy, disgusting feeling in your pants, like when you let out just a little bit of gas. This cheese based sauce gives new meaning to the saying "who cut the cheese?" Ask one question - "Do you feel lucky?" when you try to sneak one out & instead you stain your pants.

Ingredients: aged Red peppers, red wine vinegar, Parmesan cheese, fresh carrots, Romano cheese, Habañero peppers, Key lime juice, Worcestershire, tomato juice, honey, ocean clam juice, onions, garlic and spices.

From Florida.