Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa - "A Burning Painus Within The Anus. Weez gessin' it alls strartud when gra'ma
wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthun feerce. Shur' nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch uf salsa weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums frum, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she shur was screamin'! The sphincter (sfink-ter) is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus."