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The BEST Answers for people who ask you why you use hot sauce!!!!

Rather than rattle off your standard answer, take a look at what excuses some of our other customers say. And we know you've got a good one, so why don't you help out your fellow hot sauce fans, and share it by adding your BEST EXCUSE with the form at the bottom of the page. The whole world may not enjoy hot sauces and spicy foods, but at least you know what to say to 'em when they ask why!

David from Albuquerque, NM says:
"If you need an excuse to eat something hot, you also need an excuse to make new friends. Friends don't let friends eat mild."

Tom Laverick from Johnstown, PA says:
"I don't have to pay to have roids removed!"

Tom P. from Westlake, OH says:
"My wife & I have people over for supper & they never come back... and we like it that way!"

Frank The Tank from Gilroy, CA says:
"Because life without my Cackalacky just isn't worth living!"

unknown name from , DE says:
"I didn't know it was going to be this hot...what the hell was I thinking telling this girl I'd try this stuff??"

Sandy Smith from Philadelphia, PA says:
"Much more effective than Sudafed, and tastes a thousand times better."

George from Morristown, NJ says:
"Because my company is too cheap to pay the heat bill!"

FJ Vink from the Netherlands, AA says:
"Nah, this one isn't that hot. Wanna taste?"

Big Joe from Maspeth, NY says:
"Hey, I like anything that tastes great...and removes unwanted cold sores!"

Jonathan Mosebach from Allentown, PA says:
"I am a Born again Spirit filled Believer. It makes me want to pray for the poor non believers who are burning in non Capsaicin Hell!!!! My food is so hot it would bring even Charles Manson to become a Choirboy."

Sandy Smith from Philadelphia, PA says:
"I want my food to kick my taste buds in the butt on the way down."

Greg Gribble from Akron, OH says:
"If you can't stand the heat , stay out of the peppers!!"

TOM from Worcester, MA says:
"WooWee's Undertaker is snot dripping @$$ ripping"

Michelle Williams from Mobile, AL says:
"I ate a habanero...then jumped into a pit of fire to cool off. The fire was rather refreshing."

WAYDE ''BROWNIE'' BROWN from Mill Crick Holler...Huntingdon, PA says:
"I GOTTA GO TA DA RIVER TO KEEP FROM SETTIN' DA GRASS ON FIRE!!!!!!YEEEEOOOWW!!"

elisabeth from Ringle, WI says:
"you think this is hot? Well have you tried eating the sun lately even thats not hot."

Kim Marshall from Stevensville, MD says:
"its not good until your eyes tear up - Hot sauce is my one true love."

Scot Zorn from Springfield, IL says:
"It cures worms. I haven't had worms in years"

Blake Harrison from Thomson, GA says:
"Food should be an emotional experience. It should rewire your brain. If it does not make you sweat & cry, why bother."

Jonathan Mosebach from Allentown, PA says:
"If it doesn't hurt going in and coming out...It's not hot enough!!!!!!"

Jonathan Mosebach from Allentown, PA says:
"If you can't ring at least a gallon of sweat out of your shirt after you are done a Capsaisin Excursion it isn't hot enough!!!!!! P. S. If it doesn't hurt going in and coming out and you aren't in ecstacy both times go see a shrink."

Mike from Minot, ND says:
"If it doesn't give you that feel of doing the Daily 7 in the Gas Chamber without a mask....order a hotter bottle, you Pansy."

Eric Von Bergen, III from Westminster, MD says:
"If you're not cryin tears, it isn't hot enough!"

Joe from Dacula, GA says:
"There's nothing like feeling the sweat dribble off your ear and the smile on your face"

Jason from Northglenn, CO says:
"Keeps my teenager from eating all the leftovers."

Frank Adam from Hopewell, PA says:
"I've always wondered what it would be like to be a fire eater."

Devin Thomas II from Resaca, GA says:
"it's good for the memory, I always remember what I ate yesterday, after the first trip to the bathroom!"

Mike Possidente from Timonium, MD says:
"It ain't hot enough unless you're cryin and slammin' your fist on the table"

Greg Gatz from Torrance, CA, CA says:
"I like to exact revenge on the dumb a**** at work when they p*** me off!"

Adam from Lincoln, DE says:
"That $h!+ burned like hell! (Speaking of Da Bomb Ground Zero)"

Joe from East Windsor, CT says:
"If your butt ain't burning, it ain't hot enough"

Peter L. Berghold from Tinton Falls, NJ says:
"There is little that can't be fixed with a good dose of heat."

Jim Gardner from Alpharetta, GA says:
"Habañero me up, and Thai me down!!! Hotter is better!!!"

Wayne A. Jackson from Belcamp, MD says:
"I love the way it makes love to my tongue, WOW!"

Dog from Coldwater, OH says:
"People say it will eat away your insides; at least I will die happy."

Ismail Choudhury from Belleville, IL says:
"Hot food in the morning, hot food in the afternoon and hot food in the evening; makes life very sweet."

Adam from Arlington, TX says:
"Why eat wimpy food? Unless of course, you're French."

Mike Windley from Dover, DE says:
"It will kill you and cremate you in one easy step."

Bill from Delaware from , DE says:
"Because it ain't good, unless sweat is pouring off your brow."

R.G. Andrews from H-Town, Texas, TX says:
"It ain't meat unless you feel heat when you eat."

Toothfairy from Portland, OR says:
"It keeps the plaque off my teeth-no more gum disease."

Sam from Oklahoma City, OK says:
"Some people like the thrill of a roller coaster. Personally, I prefer that mouth burning, teeth on edge, sweating sensation. I love this stuff!"

Mike WIndley from Dover, DE says:
"Hmmmmm......taste good.....spicy......burning.......burning........agggghhhhh!!!!!! get the HOSE!!!!"

Thunder Christ from Gloversville, NY says:
"Who needs Drugs, The You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce is a HIGH all on it's OWN!"

Pickles from Hotter than Hell, FL says:
"It helps to burn out the hemorrhoids!!"

John Pitts from Mechanicsville, MD says:
"Cause I like it like that!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ryan from Tualatin, OR says:
"Because I like to see people cry when they think they are able to take as much heat as I can."

Andrew Epstein from Garwood, NJ says:
"Cowper said that variety is the spice of life. He was mistaken."

Larry Shaffer from Roanoke, VA says:
"I was blessed with a firey tongue, and a stomach of steel."

Anthony Fattig from saint joseph, MO says:
"Hot? Who's afraid of a little HOT!!!!!!"

Phil MacPhearson from Northern, VA says:
"Sweet, Hot, Sweet, Hotter! No room for pansies..."

Brett (Buzz) Lile from Greenville, KY says:
"What's pleasure, without a little pain?"

Stephen Porto from Whitehouse Station, NJ says:
"It burns off the alcohol so I can drink more."

Jerry Gode from So. Calif., CA says:
"Sometimes I don't feel like running to get a workout."

Dave from San Antonio, TX says:
"So I can ENJOY food. Why? What do YOU eat?"

David Fattig from Saint Joseph, MO says:
"Have you tried my wife's cooking??"

Matt Helmick from Jane Lew, WV says:
"If it's hot outside, eat hot. Natural air-conditioning!"

John Ruggier from Lyndhurst, NJ says:
"Because life is short, why eat dull!!"

Frank A. from Davisburg, MI says:
"It's like kissing the devil and living to tell about it."

Shawn Stewart from Boynton Beach, FL says:
"Hot Sauce? Oh, you mean LIFE BLOOD!!!!"

Brian Fernandes from New Bedford, MA says:
"I JUST LOVE THE BURN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rich C from Ozark Footthills, OK says:
"For a chance at an out of body experience."

Chris Buncher from St. Louis, MO says:
"Because my leftovers will stay in the fridge....."

Trish Charles from Monterey, Ca, CA says:
"It's the perfect way to warm up, if you haven't paid your heat bill."

Larry Richards from Warrington, PA says:
"I have short term memory problems, so the hot remindes me of what I ate!"

Larry Richards from Warrington, PA says:
"It feels like a sweet tatoo in your mouth , without the $120 an hour bill!"

Lee Cichon from Denver, CO says:
"Radical Heat - a slow delicious punch in the face."

Jake Pebley from Anderson, IN says:
"It puts hair on more than just your chest!"

Bernt from Borga, FINLAND, AA says:
"What did food taste like before there was chile ?!?"

Hugh Jarce from WISHAW, SCOTLAND, AA says:
"It gives you an arsehole like the map at the start of Bonanza."

Dave N. from Seffner, FL says:
"My wife is hot. My hot sauces I like hotter. They both are on fire."

Dennis Celenza from Barryville, NY says:
"It's better than a morphine drip."

MightyR from Bellevue, WA says:
"A little Dave's turns a Bloody Mary into a Screamin' Mary!"

Christopher from Falls Church, VA says:
"Hot? Are you kidding? I brush my teeth with this!!!!!!"

RJ from Gilbert, AZ says:
"It isn't hot unless you have to bring a fire extinguisher in the bathroom to put out the toilet paper."

Craig Rice from Garden Grove, CA says:
"For the endorphin high today and the flashbacks tomorrow!"

Scott Gaines from Perryville, IA says:
"It burns going in and coming out! Liquid lava!!!!"

Prescott Small from Stafford (Houston), TX says:
"It cures what ALES ya, and makes the ale taste a lot better too."

Howeird from New York, NY says:
"It's a great way to unblock your nose when you have a cold."

Bolero's girlfriend from York, PA says:
"Improves vitality...He eats it - I enjoy him!"

Richard Sumner from Denver, formally Houston, CO says:
"Keeps the mosquitoes away from me. They'll always bite the other guy first"

Steve Hoffman from Southcentral, PA says:
"Tomorrow, my problems will be all behind me."

Ken from Belleville, NJ says:
"Habañeros, separating the men from the boys!"

Leonard James from , AR says:
"So I will be ready for the heat when I die!!!"

Kyle Fish from East Stroudsburg, PA says:
"So this is what HELL tastes like....I LIKE IT!"

Scott Langenfeld from Manchester, NH says:
"I've got 175 answers for boring food, too bad I can only eat 1 meal at a time!"

John Seward from Baltimore, MD says:
"Because pain is nice and extreme pain is extremely nice!!!"

Holger from Mannheim, Germany, AA says:
"Come back in 15 minutes, when I finished my starters and go on with the real heat :-)"

Scrappy from Manalapan, NJ says:
"How else would we ever know what it feels like to be a volcano?"

NIKIPOO from Austin Texas, AA says:
"It's a YEARNING for the Burning!!!!!!!!!"

T Severino from Willoughby, OH says:
"You get to enjoy the heat not just once...but TWICE!!"

Nephew of a hab-swallower from Pepperhead, NJ says:
"I couldn't find any water or milk to put out that Pure Cap, but this stuff is doing just fine!"

Dax DiBenedetto from Flower Mound, TX says:
"Thank God.....There is Hell on Earth."

Arturo Ramon II from Brownsville, TX says:
"If loving red habañeros is wrong, then tell me why the heat feels so right"

Rob Kalp from Hopatcong, NJ says:
"People who eat hot peppers live longer. It's a fact! I should live to be about 130 years old."

Sixozpatty from Brooklyn, NY says:
"It makes my tongue scream love and my tummy say howdy!"

John Lind from Minneapolis, MN says:
"It's an out-of-body experience for your taste buds."

Dave-O from Nampa, ID says:
"I'm the next evolutionary step in FIRE eaters."

Phil Catalano from Staten Island, NY says:
"I Like To Feel The Rhythm Of The Heat!"

Steve from Richmond, VA says:
"Just think of how nice it is to use toilet paper from the freezer."

Autumn Unck from Miami, FL says:
"21st Century cure: kills the common cold, breaks any fever, rub it on sore muscles and disinfects wounds."

Daiyouga Peabody from Stevensville, MI says:
"How can you NOT eat this stuff????!"

Lewis from Tilton, IL says:
"Leftover meatloaf and ENDORPHIN RUSH, what else do you need to be happy?"

Kenny Grant from Thurmont, MD says:
"Habaneros......It does a body good!!!!"

Trojan Troy from The Colony, TX says:
"Because when you come from a family of 10, spitting on your food isn't enough of a deterrent. Ya gotta pour on some heat to keep hands off your plate!"

Lily from Raleigh, NC says:
"It's unusual I'm wasting this sauce on food, I usually just drink it straight out of the bottle!"

Chris from Chandler, AZ says:
"It Ain't Hot unless it makes your hair sweat.."

GreyGhost from New Bedford Ma, AA says:
"It's just a whole lot of LOVE son ... A ... WHOLE ... LOT... OF ... BLAZIN' ... LOVE !"

Bill from Amarillo, TX says:
"If it doesn't burn on the way you didn't do it right."

Michael Windley from Dover, DE says:
"I get it every time I'm in trouble, i'd rather get grounded!"

Janice Tuerff from Phoenix, AZ says:
"If your nose runs, it's good. If your EARS run, it's EXCELLENT!"

papabonnar from Ontario Canada, AA says:
"If it is not hot it does not hit the spot!"

Preacher B. from King Salmon, AK says:
"It makes you appreciate life after a near death experience!"

Bill Haley from Media, PA says:
"Too hot for ya? I suppose you don't sleep on a bed of nails, either -- do ya?"

Matt Husbands from Rehoboth Beach, DE says:
"The Surge Of Flavor Was....Like Getting Slapped & Kissed At The Same Time!"

Jim Deep from Pine Barrens, NJ says:
"I'm living with a woman who can't cook, with enough You Can't Handle... it almost tastes like food."

JunkYarDawg1 from Philadelphia, PA says:
"Why? Too hot for ya? Good. More for me!!!"

Big Paws from Long Island, NY, NY says:
"It helps me get to work in the morning..as a public restroom reviewer"

Pierce from Williamsport, PA says:
"Because I can blame my eyes being red from taking out my contacts after eating Hot Sauce! ;)"

Gibs from Stormville, NY says:
"It just tastes better than topical heat creams."

Jim Moran from New Castle, DE says:
"If you can't eat with heat, don't eat!"

Oliver Maxwell from Harrisburg, PA says:
"Whats wrong with holes in your stomach, we got them in other parts of our body."

Lance from Alpharetta, GA says:
"'cause I want to smoke but I don't like cigarettes"

Rick from Tacoma, WA says:
"The stuff I ate last night was so hot, I had to install a seatbelt on the toilet!"

Jackdiver from germany, AA says:
"You know it was good, if it burns again the next day"

Darryl & Amanda from Lacey's Spring, AL says:
"Hey if you can't take the heat get the hell out of my dip!"

Preacher B. from King Salmon, AK says:
"It's proof that reality CAN exceed your imagination!"

Jeff Price from Grafton, WV says:
"It aint time to eat till you bring out the heat"

Danno from Jersey City, NJ says:
"because after a while, tabasco tastes like heinz."

Moe Greene from New York, NY, NY says:
"Bloomberg can't ban this kind of smokin'"

chavo from alaska, AA says:
"I don't know what you're talking about. There's nothing odd with these tacos. Shut up and eat, already!"

Max Shahwoolygae from Howard, PA says:
"When it's on a wing, it ain't no thing!"

Andy ( Popeye) Gibbons from adisoson Now, WI says:
"Pain is good, Pain keeps you awake!"

Mike Bevill from Columbia, MD says:
"You're not eating if you're not sweating"

MIchael Windley from Dover, DE says:
"The best nose congestion medicine on the market!"

Michael Windley from Dover, DE says:
"The folks down at the firehouse know me very well now."

David from Philadelphia, PA says:
"Because stomach lining is overrated anyway!"

Growing Peppers from Oklahoma City, OK says:
"There ain't no use in braggin' unless you're breathing like a dragon!"

Xpressman from Des Moines, IA says:
"Jalapeno = Hallelujah today, paino tomorrow!"

Michael from Lakewood, CA says:
"Why walk like a human when you can fly like a rocket???"

DixieFire from Fairfax Co., VA says:
"To cleanse, to purify, ...FEEL the POWER!!!"

robert from Park Hall, MD says:
"The hotter the sauce-the more endorphins I get and my sore body needs alot of endorphins."

Another Hot Head from Claremore, OK says:
"I dare ya'! HELL i'll double dare ya'!"

DARREL from SEATTLE, WA says:
"AAAAAA, TO WIPE YOUR BUTT WITH A SNOW CONE!!!"

Lucifer from The Seventh Circle, PA says:
"At least people are beginng to understand."

Bring it on from Anytown, DE says:
"Inject me with Blair's - Caldera I can take it"

John Phoebus from Davie, FL says:
"It makes even the blandest food taste great!!!"

Jim @ Chilehead Chiles from Thunder Bay ON. CANADA, AA says:
"Forget the Mild and Get the Wild"

jen from , CA says:
"It keeps the dog from stealing the food off my plate.And it's kinky"

Tina from Boise, ID says:
"If ya wanna be a hottie, gotta eat the hottie.!!!"

Jay Berner from Grand Haven, MI says:
"Because anybody can be a velvet mouth."

Briggs Farm Blues Festival from 88 Old Berwick Hwy, Nescopeck, PA says:
"Food that hurts, what a concept."

Dave Burton from Franklin, IN says:
"There's nothing better than the feeling of a good, hot sauce swiming in your mouth...making your tongue throb...your lips swell...your breath become short....well, almost nothing...napalm is ok on a cracker sometimes, but, it just isn't the same"

Jim Erickson from Des Moines, IA says:
"It's keeps family members from sampling off my plate."

George Gobble from Roanoke, VA says:
"Sunbathers burn from the outside in pepper lovers burn from the inside out. No skin cancer."

Mad Otter from the nearest water hole, AE says:
"It works like chemotherapy, only tastes better."

Dean Floreani from Toronto, Ontario, AA says:
"Habarneros go through me faster than a Japanese passenger train... And they prevent hangovers!"

Chilihead (J) Sickler from Black Creek, BC, Canada, AA says:
"It's nature's cure for the cold; If you think THAT's hot, go back to wearing diapers... though I'm the one that'll need them"

Shane from Dublin, Ireland, AA says:
"If you aint got the pain, the sauce is too lame."

Marvin L. Hodgson from Maumee, OH says:
"I like Da' Bomb hot sauce because I often feel the need to melt my nose hairs from the inside out!"

roberto lombardi from zagarolo rome italy, AA says:
"u r red, yelling with tears in your eyes: it's hot enough!..."

Shy One from Washington, DC says:
"Cackalacky makes everything taste better!"

Terry Roane from Southwick, MA says:
"Hot Salsa ........ it's what's on dinner ..."

Shaun Val-Jean from Tehachapi, CA says:
"If you don't get a shooting pain in your chest at first taste...it isn't hot enough,"

Marlin L. Crossland from Abilene, TX says:
"IF IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPIT,SPUTTER,CRY,GAG AND COUGH,then it isn't hot enough....."

Brenda Boomalata from Point Lookout, CA says:
"We don't love to eat, we live to eat heat!"

Keith Boudreau from Leominster, MA says:
"If I don't go into hiccups on the first bite, it ain't hot enough!!!!"

Levi from On my pepper farm., CO says:
"If peppers were not hot, there would be no point in eating them"

Juan Summore from Little Old Mexico, TX says:
"I'm in Heaven on earth with my own little hell"

Gordon Campbell from Phoenix, AZ says:
"Try Da Bomb in a bloody mary, goodbye hangover!!!!"

Mike Morrison from Fryeburg, ME says:
"Had to find a substitute for terror after I gave up rock climbing!"

william sanchez from big spring, TX says:
"If its not got the peppers why waste my time."

Pat Lambert from Longmont, CO says:
"When you eat spicy food if your nose doesnt run it was no good, if your nose runs and your head swets - it's good, if your nose runs, your head swets AND your eyes water- it's VERY good."

Johan Andersson from Sweden (North Europe), AA says:
"It refines my tastebuds... ;-)"

Jorge Luiz Alves from Curitiba - PR - BRAZIL, FL says:
"I am a brazilian pepper addict!"

brittany clark from red oak, TX says:
"Ive been eating it since i was fed from my umbilical cord"

Kathy from Mount Airy, MD says:
"I'm trying to make it so hell will throw me back."

Craig Rice from Garden Grove, CA says:
"Because it puts hair on your tongue!"

John Lamb from Massena, NY says:
"Hot Sauce is like Fuel for my Love Machine"

Steven Reardon from Akron, OH says:
"The Super kind of heat is the only thing that can make me fart in Spanish!"

Denise Miller from Charlotte, NC says:
"Peppers is buring America one tongue at a time!"

Tracey Alvarez from New Orleans, LA says:
"I liked jerk sauce way more than I wanted to"

Alison Banally from Roundrock, TX says:
"If heat was a religion, Peppers would be it's cathedral"

Annie from Hilo, HI says:
"A Chili Pepper diet helps burn fat & control cholesterol"

Eilleen Dugan from Buffalo, NY says:
"Chilies are my daily source of vitamin C"

Shirley from Galena, IL says:
"The Endorphin Rush has an aphrodisiac-like effect on me!"

Samantha McCord from Fairbanks, AK says:
"It's like walking over bare coals with your tongue."

Cindy Martin from Clearwater, FL says:
"Predator: a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling"

Sarah Hastings from Pacific Beach, CA says:
"It's like love, no matter how badly you got burned you want more"

Jennifer Comerta from Memphis, TN says:
"If I eat 21 meals a week, shouldn't a few of them actually taste good"

Mr. Roofer from The Sticks, NC says:
"Habaneros for breakfast make you see Jesus! There is NO problem in life that a pepper can't cure!"

Nancy Lowe from Evansville, IN says:
"The build up, the release, ahh taste bud orgasm!"

Joel mcKown from Youngsville, PA says:
"I know it's just right when the sweat starts to bead on my forehead."

Ed from , IL says:
"If it don't curl your toes and singe the hair on your head its not hot enough"

dennis celenza from barryville, NY says:
"fire on the mountain,fire in the hole,theres gonna be fire...in the bowl!"

Blazing Buttocks from Septic Tank Meltdown, AA says:
"Pain Is Good. Extreme Pain Is Extremely Good"

brett from vancovuer, bc, canada, AA says:
"you know it's hot, when you get the 'ring o' fire'"

Ray Kennelly from Pittsburgh, PA says:
"If you sweat enough to float a boat, you won't need a swimming pool!"

Scott from Absecon, NJ says:
"I love watching others scream in pain...while I enjoy the heat."

Tim Rothmore from Ventilly, KY says:
"Neva felt better with a peppa...oh yeah!"

Karen Patterson from Hayward, CA says:
"Food isn't properly seasoned unless it's painful to eat!"

Sean Sullivan from Stanton, CA says:
"If you don't feel it going out, there wasn't enough going in."

David Ahner from Catasauqua, PA says:
"If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand!"

Screamin Demon from Hamilton, NJ says:
"That which does not kill you only makes you stronger!"

Jeff from Brighton, England, AA says:
"I have no choice, I need the endorphins!"

Bobalouie from Lancaster, PA says:
"It's not hot enough until I start to sweat!"

HogRider from Albany, People's Republic of Vermont, VT says:
"Needed to cauterize my hemroids"

walt from fl., FL says:
"It's better than your wife, it gets hotter with age."

Larry Idle from Linden, IA says:
"I don't have to worry about colon cancer."

Eric from Kent, WA says:
"Life isn't complete until you have seared off every taste bud!!"

Eric from Kent, WA says:
"There is little more satisfying than seeing all your friends writhe in blissful agony from the peppers!"

Steven Reardon from Akron, OH says:
"It's better than Ex-Lax- no more constipation."

JOHN ROSATI from 136 WOLVERINE ST, NY says:
"THERES NO DENY'N IF YOUR CRY'N!"

david price from borger, TX says:
"if I eat enough of blair's products I will be saving someone the trouble of having me cremated when I die!!"

Nicholas Anstey from Ames, IA says:
"Bragging rights. And no one asking to try your food."

Doug Reading from Garland, TX says:
"Its a passion your wife won't be jealous of!!"

Bob from Arlington, VA says:
"Why settle for a merely NEAR-death experience?"

Diane from Potsdam, NY says:
"A pleasurable discomfort, like being cold when you ski."

Michael Joubert from Boston, MA says:
"When you bring out the heat , then its time to eat!!"

Clay Garner from Houma, LA says:
"Ez naw good less yo' tongue comes out an slaps de face."

Larry Eddings from Signal Mtn., TN, TN says:
"Every one needs a good slow burn now and then!"

BIG-TARGET from Cherry Hill, NJ says:
"It's a truly warming experience!!!!!"

Eric from Kent, WA says:
"You haven't lived until you've been forced to gulp a gallon of juice to soothe the pain!"

Trainer Ian from Bend, OR says:
"It will help ya get your 4 daily servings of milk in."

Shaggy from Wesley Chapel, FL says:
"If god didn't want us to eat heat, why did he create Tums?"

Dave F from green bay, WI says:
"I like to know that I just ate, 20 minutes after I'm done."

David from Columbus, OH says:
"I've known for a long time it's good for you, doctors have just now proven that it helps keep away colds."

Eric from Kent, WA says:
"No meal is right unless everyone is breathing fire through their nostrils!"

Doug Reading from Garland, TX says:
"My own private club, no cry babies allowed"

Kevin Penharlow from Jarrettsville,MD, AA says:
"If I'm not sweating and my nose isn't running it's not hot enough!!!"

Jim from Westminster, MD says:
"I'm sure it would burn worse if I wasn't so heavily sedated."

The Boston Globe from Boston, MA says:
"Dave's could well put hair on your chest & tears in your eyes."

Paddy from Linden, VA, AA says:
"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the salsa."

Nora from Middletown, CT says:
"If it doesn't make me drink water or eat aslice of bread it's not hot enough."

Paul Hollingsworth from Greenville, NC says:
"It makes you sweat without the excercise."

Jonas Spencer from Mesa, AZ says:
"Because if i can still feel my tounge afterward its not hot enough."

Mad Hatter from Maryland, MD says:
"I want to go out in a blaze of glory!!!!!!!!"

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