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Sauces With A Sense of Humor

Hot Sauce is the BUTT of all jokes! Peppers.com is sure to make you chuckle with the following sauces!

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  1. Who Gives A Rats Ass Hot Sauce - 5 ounce bottle
    $5.99

    SKU:W30

    Market Price $6.99

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    Who Gives a Rat's Ass Hot Sauce - We all know someone who is the best at this or that. They're great and they tell you about it all the time. Blah, blah, blah; well to that we say... Who Gives a Rat's Ass!

    No Fat, No Carb

    Made by www.RisqueHotSauce.com

    Ingredients: Distilled vinegar, Habaero peppers, tomato paste, Chipotle peppers, onions, salt, chives, sugar, garlic powder, Black pepper.

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  2. Potty Mouth Hot Sauce - 5 ounce bottle
    $5.99

    SKU:P107

    Market Price $6.99

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    Potty Mouth Hot Sauce - finger lippin' good. Is your mouth down in the dumper Use this Hot Sauce in place of mouthwash and you'll be spittin' and shittin' fire all day!

    From Lewes, Delaware

    Ingredients: Habaero peppers, distilled vinegar, garlic, salt.

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  3. No Sh*t! This Is Hot Habaero Hot Sauce With Poopy Animal Key Chain - 5 ounce bottle
    $6.99

    SKU:N27

    Market Price $7.99

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    No Shit! This Is Hot Habaero Hot Sauce with Poopy Animal Key Chain - A small poopy animal key chain is attached to the neck of the bottle, which makes this HOT sauce even more fun to have.

    Warning: Do not use this hot sauce in the bathroom. Peppers will not be responsible for spontaneous farts or "unusual" elevator music!

    Made especially for Peppers in Rehoboth Beach, DE

    Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, two varieties of Habaero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, molasses, clear shoyu, salt, Key lime juice, natural flavors and spices.

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  4. No Sh*t! This Is Hot Habaero Hot Sauce - 5 ounce bottle
    $5.99

    SKU:N26

    Market Price $6.99

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    No Shit! This Is Hot Habaero Hot Sauce - "Peppers will not be responsible for spontaneous farts or 'unusual' elevator music!"

    Especially made for Peppers in Lewes, DE

    Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, two varieties of Habaero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, molasses, clear shoyu, salt, Key lime juice, natural flavors & spices.

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  5. Monica I Voted Republican Hot Sauce - 5 ounce bottle
    $5.99

    SKU:M131

    Market Price $6.99

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    Monica I Voted Republican Hot Sauce - "The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth! I fully endorse the use of this hot sauce... in fact it's better than mouthwash! "Question of the day....What do Monica and a vending machine have in common Answer: They both say..... "Insert Bill here"

    From www.risquehotsauce.com

    Ingredients: Habaero peppers, carrots, onions, vinegar, garlic, lime juice and salt.

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  6. Luck O The Irish Hot Sauce With Rabbits Foot Key Chain - 5 ounce bottle
    $5.99

    SKU:L65

    Market Price $6.99

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    Luck O' The Irish Hot Sauce With Rabbits Foot Key Chain - This great sauce will make you feel lucky all year long with its great taste and its furry Rabbit's Foot key chain. This sauce is The Official Irish Pub Hot Sauce. Made by hard livin', hard drinkin', life long entrepreneur Luther Hearn, who has never been known to turn down a "hot" meal. This National Champion sauce is definitely one that should be on every table! It will not only spice you up, but it will even burn your friends and neighbors.

    Manufactured for Peppers of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

    Ingredients: Green apple cider vinegar, Habaero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, Scotch Bonnet peppers, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, thick molasses, clear Shoyu, Key lime juice & a lucky blend of herbs, natural flavors, spices.

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  7. Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Hot Sauce
    $5.99

    SKU:K35

    Market Price $6.99

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    Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Hot Sauce - "An especially tasty garlic & Habaero sauce with one of the best label designs that I have ever put together, our thong clad, long haired bathing beauty." Great Louisiana style, medium heat hot sauce that matches all food groups, and has the fresh garlic taste to enable it to stand up to all chilis, as well as Cajun & Mexican foods.

    Awards:

    • 2001 Scovie Award Louisiana Style Hot Sauce, National Fiery Foods Show in Albuquerque, New Mexico
    • 2000 Texas Fiery Foods Shootout in Austin, Texas; 3rd Place in the Louisiana Style Hot Sauce Category
    • 1999 National Award Winner of the International Fiery Foods Assoc
    • 1999 1st Place Hot Sauce at the Philadelphia Book and Cook Show

    Made especially for Peppers in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

    Ingredients: Distilled vinegar, aged Red Habaero peppers, salt, dehydrated carrots, onions, garlic, natural flavor.

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  8. I Am Sofa King Stew Ped Hot Sauce - 5 ounce bottle
    $6.99

    SKU:I02

    Market Price $7.99

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    I Am Sofa King Stew Ped Hot Sauce - Read out loud! Damn right youre f**king stupid - this shit is HOT! But you won't fall for that again...stupid ass.

    From North Carolina

    Ingredients: Habaero peppers, carrots, onions, vinegar, lime juice, & salt.

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  9. Hurts So Good Hot Sauce With Handcuff Key Chain - 6.75 ounce bottle
    $6.99

    SKU:H402

    Special Price for 3 Bottles $17.97
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    Hurts So Good Hot Sauce with Handcuff Key Chain - Let the leather loose on this one! You will definitely love the whip that you get from this hot and spicy sauce. Strap on your boots and get ready for the heat that Hurts So Good!

    Made for Peppers in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

    Ingredients: Habaero peppers, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, salt.

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  10. How Big Is Your Stinger Trinidad Scorpion Sting - 5 ounce bottle
    $6.99

    SKU:H190

    Special Price for 3 Bottles $17.97
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    How Big Is Your Stinger Trinidad Scorpion Sting - A blend of two of the hottest peppers in the world, the super hot Trinidad Scorpion and the Red Habaero. Warning! This sauce will scorch your taste buds!

    No Extract Super Hot Sauce

    Heat Level: Super Hot 9

    Made especially for Peppers.com in Lewes, Delaware

    Ingredients: Distilled vinegar, super hot Scorpion Peppers, Red Habaero Peppers, mustard, garlic, onions, cumin, turmeric, salt, Black pepper.

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What The Media Says

  • We've been talking about them all week long. Today's the day we're ready to cook with hot sauce. We've got Chip Hearn here...

    NBC
  • Our guest Chip Hearn ... publisher of Peppers Catalog and heating up with the hottest sauces.

    Food Network
  • Chip Hearn is a hothead. Because everyone has a different threshold for heat, Hearn uses his entire management staff as tasters.

    The Tampa Tribune
  • Chip globe-trots in search of new hot sauces ... thus giving him the largest collection in the world according to Chili Pepper Magazine.

    The Washington Post
  • Where you can buy any hot sauce made by man.

    Good Morning America
  • Chip Hearn's hot-sauce empire peddles some 3,000 mixtures of bottled heat. More amazing is that he's sample nearly all of them.

    The Boston Globe
  • For lovers of hot sauce, this place is heaven.

    The Philadelphia Inquirer
  • Chip has also created a museum of hot sauces ... If you want to have a hot time in Dewey Beach, Delaware.

    TNN
  • Probably the most unique store in this part of the country.

    PBS
  • First-prize winner at the Fiery Foods Show was Peppers' Georgia Peach and Vidalia Onion.

    The New York Times
  • One of the best 202 things about the South. You don't have to bask in the sun to get some heat on Rehoboth Beach this summer. Just step...

    Southern Living
  • Chip Hearn of Peppers, a retail store and hot sauce museum in Rehoboth Beach, DE, which carries 2,000 hot sauce brands.

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